You're a beautiful catastrophe

Morning!

Sorry about my recent absence. Was having my final term examination for 2 weeks. Heh, I only manage to resist using the Internet for 2 days. The school has decided to prolong our duration of Hell and slapped us with 2 weeks of it. I was practically dreading to wake up every morning. The exam was so horrible that it affected my first morning of Freedom.

I woke up and I started to panic cause I totally forgotten what paper I was having today. And I didn't remember studying yesterday. After 2 minutes of pure panic, I suddenly remembered..

Melissa: Haha!! Melissa, you idiot! It's the 16th today! Exam ended YESTERDAY!

I fell asleep after that. Heh, was exhausted. So yeah. That was my OMGWTF moment. Anyhooooss, I told my friends that I'm so looking forward to the holidays that I wanna spend it with them by watching movies,throwing/attending parties,having that All Sports and no bullshit outing with them.

[Flashback]
I was working my ass off at One Utama's Skin Food
after my PMR last year, you see.
And my friends didn't do jack.
They were having fun while I was working.
They visited me during work,tho.
How sweet :')

So this year, I told them that I wouldn't be working and I'll spend my holidays by having fun with them! But whaddya know, they have decided to work this year! Wonderful! I thought I'd just take a break this yead and work NEXT year after my SPM. But NO. They wanna work. This year.

"Don't work then!" Well, it may seem that simple (to not work), but then again, who am I gonna go to the movies with? Who am I gonna throw a party and invite? Who am I gonna have that All Sports and no bullshit outing with? The only reason why I told myself I'm not getting job this year was because I wanted to SPEND TIME WITH MY BUDS.

"Work then!" Lazy laah . But oh well, if I'm gonna keep up with my lazy 'tude I won't be going far into the future. Soooo, Mel has decided to look for a job alongside Wenz,Leon&Wei Hua I've decided that I'd rather wake up early in the morning during my holiday face my boss and messed up customers with my friends than to stay at home and Facebook all day

No promises I might actually work though, I change my mind very quickly. Heee~! Once again, my friends, I have changed my blog's layout. I fell in love with this layout since I first laid eyes on it. But had to get rid of it and get a new one. Okay so I didn't really HAVE to get rid of it. I was just being a fussy pot.

Okay,okay. The last time I used this layout was a long time ago. I found out that my close bud was using it (And she's STILL using it), I've this thing about people having the same layout as I have. Don't ask, I don't know either So long as I KNOW that that person's blog's layout has been pimped out the way mine has, I'll change it. But I'm just so madly in love with this layout, that I decided I don't give a shit anymore. Hence, the pretty layout. I'm happy.

Also, I've changed the title of my blog once more. It's back to it's original title. Mel-Function. People say the title of the blog reflects the character of the author. And I think this title SO describes me. I'm ALWAYS malfunctioning! Or in my term, MEL-FUNCTIONING. Heh! Ohoh! And meet my sister, Function. No, I'm serious! Click it!

Gah! It's almost 9 now, my day goes unplanned. I SO can't wait for tomorrow. I miss hanging out with you guys ♥ Hmm, and a Caramel Cream Frap would be nice,too.

Don't burn the bridge we've built.

Have you guys ever had this friend that you could stay up till 3AM and practically talking about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING under the moon? And you can't wait to talk to that particular person by the end of your day. Tell him how horrible or great it went.But suddenly he walks out of your life because of one bloody fugging mistake you made? Yeah, I lost that friend. I miss him. I really do. Despite the situation we were in, I thought we would be BFF's. You know what?? I've alot of best friendship issues that it's upsetting me more and more by the second!

I've this two close friends of mine,right? And they're not talking to each other. One's crying about it, and the other one's apathetic about it. It takes two hands to clap. How the hell is that gonna happen when one of you isn't responding?? I'm trying my best to help you guys. I've been persuading. Please don't let this be a damaged good. You two are my best buds. I don't like this space you guys have between the both you. It's affecting us.

Then this special friend of mine. I miss him dearly. Before I go any further, if you guys are going,"Oh Mai Gawd, she's talking about her boyfriend *rolls eyes*" I'm so not talking about my love life, you bunch'o sloths. I'm talking about the friend who would call me at 12AM and talk to me till 3AM just so I'd feel better after an awful day. THE friend who I can cry on the phone to when I'm just so angry and frustrated. THE friend who, I believe, God has truly blessed me with. And THE friend I wanna help. THE friend I wanna run to when it's stormy. Where has that friend gone? I know I've burnt a bridge we've once built together.

But now I wanna fix it. Won't you help me fix it,too? I'd still want you to pour your problems on me. I'd still want you to hear mine and we'll help each other out. Nicky, I want you to know I'm still here for you and I'm not giving up on us. We're special buds. You know that. And please don't hide from me. I don't like games. This would probably be like rubbing salt into your wounds. I'm sorry. I just don't think I can stand to watch you walk away like that.

Mello.

I try to keep you sheltered from it

Mel: Nick's taller than me. He's normal sized I suppose
Chris: If Nick's normal sized WHAT AM I?!
Mel: *laughs* nono! I mean.. He's.. normal! *laughs* Hey! I'm short too!
Chris: That's different! When girls are short people call them petite. When guys are short, people call them imps.
Mel: *laughs even harder*



I really want to get a new pair of flip flops. And a new pair of shorts. And maybe a few tops. Sigh.

Colbie Caillat-Oxygen

Swimming through sick lullbies

Wenzes: Your hair so brown.
Melissa: Yeah, every morning I soak my hair in a pile of shit.

Whaddafu-..

And what possessed Melissa Soon to say that, nobody knows. It just came out.


Anyway, about a week ago Edmund went crazy with limewire and starting downloading shit loads of songs. Guess what he's into now? Bob Marley. To those of you who are going Whaddafugshesay? Bob Marley's the dude who sang Don't Worry,Be Happy. Know that song? Know it? Know it? Familiar kan? He also sang songs like No Woman No Cry.

Yeah so anyway, Melissa's currently hooked on to Bob Marley's mellow songs. They're just so laid back and makes you kick back and relax. And it has a little optimism in it. I like it. Ohoh! And my brother also downloaded the song My Girl by The Temptations. O.M.G [aduh one of those rare bimbotic moments] I love that song lah.

I'm sleepy.

The Temptations-My Girl

Let's run away tonight

Now why on earth would she change her layout? The pink polka dots and white background was so simple! But people, I visited one of my good friend's blog today. And found out she has the same layout as I did. So I decided to change it to something different. Yeah yeah, you guys are going,"What makes you so sure that OTHER bloggers aren't using the same layout as you're using NOW?!". Well so long as I do not stumble on my friend's blogs that have the same layout as I do I'm fine I guess. Aiyuh, I'm weird like that lah.


Mel: Go away! I don't wanna see your face!
Kwan Yang: You go away lah!
Mel: But I sat here first! So you go lah!
Kwan Yang: Just walk away..
Mel: You walk lah!
Kwan Yang: Too lazy..
Mel: I'm lazy too what! Go away!
Kwan Yang: Ian! Faster talk cock lah! *laughs*
Ian: *laughs* Thinkingg!
Mel: *Laughs*

I win lah.

Planet Shakers-Beautiful Saviour

Escapism

I've been having rather a complicating week. Every thing's been so hectic. My moods been messing with me and I can't think straight. Every thing's falling at the wrong time. Of course I do turn to my friends to seek for advice and I turn to Him to seek for comfort and guidance. But I can only vent so much to my friends, it's hard to feel contented. Hence the title of today's post.

I NEED to escape. I WANT to escape. Being in a situation like this makes me feel so stressed out and frustrated. And no this isn't the "once a month" thing,okayy. I'm like dead serious. I just wish that I could just brush everything off my shoulders and walk away from everything. But I can't. Cause if I do I'd be in a whole lot more mess right now. And that's life.

No yellow smileys in today's post. Cause yellow smileys are for when I am :) and not :(
I've been trying to think positive and keep myself smiling and be happy. But somethings just can't be ignored you know? It keeps slapping you to acknowledge it and to solve it. And finals are in 3 weeks, how to smile lah?

I just need my dummy.


Ali Lohan-All The Way Around

Don't you see baby this is perfection

I've been procrastinating all week. Sigh. I feel Uber miserable this holiday. I feel so Zombie like and lazy.

1. I didn't have the pool party simply because I was being a lazy donkey and haven't planned things out properly. The invitations weren't done either! I'm sorry.
   
   
   
2. I am sooo pathetic that I Facebook all day and succumbed to rant on my blog. Poor blog
   
   
   
3. 2nd sem holiday's closing up and I haven't done any of my homework; nor anthing productive. I can't even remember the last time I felt so psyched and determined while doing my homework. Sigh.
   
   
   
4. I need a hug.
   
   
   
5. I can't text so much from now till mid September, I've gone pass my post paid limit. So you non-DiGi people, maaf ya I'll try getting me a Hotlink prepaid. On a non-relevant topic, I'm starting to not like texting. FML x 4
   
   
   
6. My obssession for Sorority Life is beginning to grow. Sigh. Not proud of it.
   
   
   
7. I haven't watched Orphan OR Up yet. Sigh, will only get to watch it next weekend. Oh Friday, please hurry!
   
   
   
8. I've been feeling super lethargic all week and I haven't got enough of sleep. [Note that I sleep at 3 and wake up at 5 then fall back asleep at 6 and wake up at 8]
   
   
   
9. This dude who used to go to the same school as I do back in Primary school, he got my number from my friend and starts phone-stalking me. I believe not getting my replies for a month sends a STRONG message. So you gotta stop.
   
   
   
10. I wanted a new do but I never got around it. Sigh. Oh well, next Friday then.
    
    
    
11. It's my Best Friend's birthday today and I'm not out trying more accessories with her at the mall Next week okay Kim?
    
    
    
12. I didn't get to buy new flipflops or a pair of Wedgies this week.
    
    
    
13. I was so hungry one night I made mashed potatoes [instant ] then threw it away
    
    
    
14. I'm soo lame I've been talking to my friends through Facebook. Some of them were quite annoyed that I haven't been on WLM for sometime and instead I talk to them through Facebook. But I was using the laptop! I was updating it then an error occured and I never bothered fixing it since. Sorry lah, at least the Facebook chat box makes that cool "pop" sound Spoken like a true Idiot
    
    
    
15. I'm gonna stop now cause I kesian you people

Now don't go all WTF with me,k? I never stated any specific category for this list. On a brighter note, my blog doesn't look like some emotional-flowery chick hurled on it. I think the layout of a blog reflects the character of the author. So yeah, I AM a happy girl.

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to ..


Ze'Best Friend.
Aiyuh! Sorry lah kae?
She has something against pictures of her being
posted up in the internet.
[That sounded a little wrong]
Anyway, Happy Sweet 16th Kiwwy!
Have a great one!




&&




Wenzes!
The girl who doesn't feel bad for picking
on the fat kids in class.
Only one in particular actually
She's the only girl who meows, bark and howl
when she's got nothing to say.
I'm worried
Happy Sugar-coated 16th Wenzes!

McFly-Obviously

Assure me it's okay to use my heart and not my eyes

to..

The girl who wouldn't take no for an answer
and 80% of her time in school are invested in sleeping.
She goes hyper [Like fugging hyper] for concerts
and she galvanizes whenever she wants to.




&&

Aiyuh.
What can I say about you lah Sern.
You're the worst friend I've ever had.
We've known each other for 9 blardy years
and you forgot my birthday ):
But that's what makes you so Special.
The retarded-fugly idiot. (:

Hoobastank-Crawling In The Dark

Give me one more chance to save me from this road

When you suddenly realize something's wrong;

You can't just wait for something to happen.
Chase after it like you're chasing a Frisbee.


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I've been Mega bored today. I've been Kimmy-Text Free today. She's been busy since this afternoon ): No it wasn't Gossip Girls or One Tree Hill. It was something MUCH worst. TUITION. Boo you multiplied by one hundred Kim! Boo you!

Facebook's the best thing a human has ever come up with
apart from Hollywood & Auto spray ass cleaning toilets.

Mel.

Now we're broken on the floor

So on Saturday my family and I had dinner at..




Mhm. And it was in Port Klang. It's far. But it was sure in hell worth getting moshed at the backseat for 30 minutes (: So the purpose of this dinner was to just have dinner! During my dad's lunch break, he goes to that restuarant with his collueges. He thought the food was great. Hence, our dinner at Perlama Restaurant (:

How nice,no? Oh did I mention that the restaurant was located by a river? So we left Pee-Jay at about 6.45PM, which was JUST nice for us to catch the beautiful sun set (: Having dinner with your family while watching the sun set has never been this

a w e s o m e

And thank goodness we got there early, cause by 8PM the restaurant started drowning with customers. So lucky us we got a very very good table (:

We got to sit right next to the boats and the river. It was hands down Pretty-ful (: Our table was tucked in a cozy corner and we even had the little sink next to our table. So it felt like we had a little private corner of our own.

Credits to Swee Fong for ordering the dishes with her chunted mandarin :P When the food arrived we settled to our seats and started gobbling down everything we could get our hands on. Everyone was chomping.

Peeling.

Munching.

Digesting.

Then chomping again.

Do you see that pot of porridge up there.
Do you see it?
That porridge was the Awesome-est
porridge on this planet.
Even Goldilocks tasted this porridge and said,
"Mmm. This porridge whooped The Three Bears'
ass!"

Yeah. That Awesome (:

We were stuffed like.. Stuffed Teddy Bears. oO We felt REALLY bloated. But we were Happy. As a result..

Melissa didn't really contribute much help into it,though.

Sigh.


-

Then the next day, I met up with Kimberly for that Best Friend Quality Time outing. So our initial plan was to watch 2-3 movies before heading to Hui Mi's Birthday party. So what we did was we bought ONE ticket each and then we planned to sneak into the other movies. So the first movie was The Proposal.

Kimberly is one emotional chick. So yeah, she definitely spilled a lot'a tears during the movie. So just right before the movie ended we were already panicking, thinking when we should leave the hall and head to the bathroom so we can sneak into the other movie without getting caught. But I stalled for too long.

And yeah, just as we were ready to head to the back door and make a run for the bathroom the GSC staff were already standing by the doors. D'oh! So we had no other choice but to head for the door that they've already opened at the front ): Sorry Kim!

So what could two 16 year old girls do at the mall for 3 and a half hours? We head to Chili's for lunch and hopped from one shop to another. (: We tried on heels. We tried on tops. Okay more like a top. And we tried on accessories.

Sorry for the miserable amount of pictures during this outing. Kim has this thing about posting pictures on the net. Boo you Kim! And you guys might be wondering why I took pictures of our flip flops. Well, they were of the same kind! And it wasn't planned. It just happened (: I think Kim and I share the same taste of shoes and clothes. And we can talk just about anything and everything. Maybe that's why we're so close knit.

Any of you guys experienced something fun and whacky before?
Like say maybe getting lost in the woods while camping.
Or walked around aimlessly for 2 hours in a mall.
E-mail me@
beedoinked@gmail.com

Tell me what's the funniest thing that's ever happened
with you and your best friend (:
I'll share them with my friends right here in my blog (:

All American Rejects-Stab My Back

A quickie (:

I have finally decided that I'm twitting too much. I should really stop. ): On a brighter note, Kim and I are having a Best Friend quality time tomorrow (: Eh, I tak boleh makan tomorrow d. After tonight's dinner, I don't think I can eat for the next 3 days. ):

Will update you guys about the dinner I had with ze'family
&&
My outing with Kim, soon.


Text Messaging
Mel//Kim

Oh! I have came up with an equation!
Melissa 'Bee' Soon Bee Imm + Kimberly 'Kimmy' Wan Shu-Teng
=
Two sick-minded retarded best friends! x)

Eh you too free d la!



Cause we're retarded like that. (:

Hillsong United-Jesus My Best Friend

You bleed just to know you're alive

Holiday isn't for 2 weeks. Not 14 days. Not 336 hours, 20, 160 minutes and 1, 209, 600 seconds. Apparently our holidays are SPLIT into 2 weeks. Sigh.

Damn potong stim.


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So I woke up one morning and I thought to myself,"Right, so today I'm just gonna get this done and over with". I felt motivated. I was determined to do just that ONE thing. So I took a morning shower. Ate my breakfast. Prepared everything. UNTIL. My gaze fell upon something so beautiful. Suddenly my mind had totally let go of my purpose of ditching school that day.

He was calling out to me. I heard him. His voice so soothing. So seductive. It melted into my ears and kidnapped my heart. I walked towards it. Not giving a damn about anything else. He was luring me into one of the deadliest traps in the world. But I didn't care. He was so hypnotic. I sat down in front of him and I felt so RIGHT. Like it was meant to be. I gave him a slight stroke and my heart skipped a beat.

Right then, he knew what I EXACTLY wanted. "An hour wouldn't hurt.", I thought to myself. If my friend could do it, so can I. I didn't see the harm in it. And bloody hell was I wrong. But I went for it. I took his hand and followed him. We talked for HOURS and we didn't grow bored of each other ONE BIT. He was my soul mate. I just knew it. We shared secret worlds. We fell in love. We played games. Before I knew it, it was already 11PM. I stopped breathing and I just froze. I couldn't believe it. I had spent my whole day, just glued to this.. IDIOT! I panicked. But what could I do now? It's too late!






"Stupid girl!" How could I have been so blind?! I had to hand in my Moral Project by the next day and I Facebooked all day! Gosh! Even Wenzes went offline to get hers done! Why didn't I stop?! And that's why, my friends, Melissa was so busy in the morning on Wednesday (:

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Seriously,though. Don't you hate it when that happens? You were so determined to do something when something ELSE gets in your way and totally suck your mind to it! It happened to me damn often and I never seem to learn my lesson! Like today! I'm suppose to be working on some invites but I'm here! Blogging! Facebooking! Twittering! Ugh!

All American Rejects-Wind Blows

Do you know what it's like being alone?

Mel cried while watching this,

-

So the holidays are starting next week. It'll last for bout 2 weeks then it's back to the hellhole *click* *bang*. 2 weeks,people, is a hellova long time. 14 days. 336 hours.20,160 minutes.1, 209, 600 seconds. Sigh. And it's always been the same EVERY holiday.

Chill with my buds at the mall. We'll grab lunch. Catch a movie. Then grab dinner.

Aiyuh! I feel so Lame. You guyyysss! Mel's getting really,really tired of planning outings which don't really need planning oredi wan. So the pool party? It's on. (: A day@Sunway Lagoon. Yeah,baby. [Extreme park & Wet Park. ATV's FTW!] Oh,oh!! And,



Okay? Okay? Okayy. Mel's happy. Heeeee.

-

Mel: How're you? (:
Chris: Huh? I'm okay.
Mel: H1N1, not confirmed right?
Chris: *smiles* No.
Mel: Good. Otherwise, I won't friend you.
Chris: *stops smiling*
Mel: Joooke!





If you want something and you don't know which to choose. It's alright to go to your friends for advice. But don't make decisions just cause your friends say you should pick this instead of that. Weigh out the options like an adult.

-emotions: confused, heart's broken into two-

Nine Days-Story of a Girl